- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
Anonymous asked: pretending to be you: "Lightning and Fang should do the frick frack"
Your thought process is dead on! So that’s 10 points right there- but wait.
-2 points because of no swear words. I swear- a lot. …motherfucker.
-0.5 because I wouldn’t use the term ‘frick frack’. I’d elaborate a little bit more, or perhaps use a more direct term- for example :
"Lightning and Fang should fucking have sex"
"Lightning and Fang should have fuck ton of sex"
"Lightning and Fang should have sex like fucking bunnies"
"Lightning and Fang should defile each other with love and shit. But not literal shit- oh u kno what i mean, u dick."
the list goes on and on, really.
SO tallied up you get 7.5! Good job bro ;D